Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Traumatize a News Reporter. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Nightmare beyond Comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of that Opera House in Sydney. This will cause countless hordes of Mean English Teachers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Insanity, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Armies of Destruction, bringing about an Unending Cacophony of Screams. This will all be done from a Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

Whoops!

Uh, the Evil Plan in the previous entry was generated at

http://members.tripod.com/~mrpuzuzu/plan.html

if anyone else would like to make their own.

taxes

Joined the rest of the world at the local post office to send my tax returns. Certified, per my father's instructions. (I didn't follow his instructions about xeroxing all the forms before dispatching them, so I figured I'd better follow the directions about manner of mailing.)

Now, if only I can make some progress on my homework. *sigh*