Resurrecting an old meme

Whip out your music program, click the random button, and pick out 10 songs. Alter the name by turning it into a convoluted, wordy synonym. For example: Silent Night = Nocturnal Time Completely Lacking Noise. When someone guesses the title correctly, italicize the convoluted one and put the real title and the person who figured it out.

1. At No Point Enter Into A Morbid Condition At A Premature Age Never Die Young (Lori McKenna, guessed by breadandroses and zahrawithaz.

2. If This Speaker Possessed A Verbally Able Image Of The Individual Addressed If I Had a Talking Picture of You (sung by Hugh Laurie as Bertie Wooster), guessed by annlarimer.

3. Onomatopoeia! In a Gleeful Manner at Great Distance From Sea Level

4. Each Speaker, In An Ovine Manner, Previously Diverged From The Preferred Course All We, Like Sheep, Have Gone Astray (Handel's Messiah), guessed by breadandroses.

5. A Nocturnal Period Pursuant To A Difficult Diurnal Period A Hard Day's Night (The Beatles), guessed by breadandroses and tx_cronopio.

6. The Municipality Indicated Perceived Through Liquid Precipitation This Town in the Rain (Anthony Stewart Head and George Sarah), guessed by tx_cronopio.

7. Country Possessed By Or Pertaining To Those With Brain, Cardiac, And Respiratory Function Land of the Living (Lucy Kaplansky), guessed by breadandroses.

8. Lyric Pertaining To A Steam- Or Electric-Powered Multi-Unit Track-Bound Means of Conveyance Train Song (Eliza Carthy), guessed by breadandroses.

9. Chartreuse Avian Embryos And Preserved Porcine Flesh Green Eggs and Ham (Moxy Fruvous), guessed by breadandroses, annlarimer, tx_cronopio, and zahrawithaz. Here is a YouTube link to the song in question (ignore the video.)

10. Adjust Your Position From Prone To Supine (or Vice Versa), Classical/Romantic Composer Roll Over, Beethoven (The Beatles), guessed by annlarimer and zahrawithaz.