I do have a new bra but I wasn't planning to show it off

Sometimes you pull a garment from the back of the drawer or closet, put it on, and say "why don't I wear this more often?"

Sometimes you pull out said garment, put it on, leave home, and two blocks down the street realize that you MUST NEVER WEAR THIS GARMENT AGAIN. But you're stuck with it for today.

*refastens button that really, really likes to pop open*