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Dear Abdomen,
What the hell are you doing?
Please stop it.
Or I will keep poking you to verify that you are still not rigid and tender on the right side. (Which you are not, you're simply slightly distended and tense-but-not-to-the-touch-as-far-as-I-can-tell.)
Thank you,
Kivrin
ETA: Much better. Thanks ever so.
What the hell are you doing?
Please stop it.
Or I will keep poking you to verify that you are still not rigid and tender on the right side. (Which you are not, you're simply slightly distended and tense-but-not-to-the-touch-as-far-as-I-can-tell.)
Thank you,
Kivrin
ETA: Much better. Thanks ever so.
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