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If, when you eat the first bite of yummy Trader Joe's free sample teriyaki chicken 'n veggies, you say "yummy food! ooh, at a high temperature," do not, no matter how hungry you are, then immediately wolf down the two remaining bites as if someone might snatch the little paper cup away from you.
'Cause then you burn the roof of your mouth.
Having burned the roof of your mouth, don't assume it's a good idea to immediately eat a lot of TJ's organic corn chips, with Roasted Garlic Salsa. Because rough foods and acidic foods are not the friends of recently burned mouths, and you will regret it. For hours.
Ow.
*sips ice water*
'Cause then you burn the roof of your mouth.
Having burned the roof of your mouth, don't assume it's a good idea to immediately eat a lot of TJ's organic corn chips, with Roasted Garlic Salsa. Because rough foods and acidic foods are not the friends of recently burned mouths, and you will regret it. For hours.
Ow.
*sips ice water*
.